Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Prepare for Fishaggedon!

I have a pretty active imagination. It plagues me in my sleep. I was snoozing along last night , and came a across a dark place.....



In my dream I was taking a hunter education course. It was chronological , but as if I sped through my certification process in mere seconds , quickly growing older , honing my aim , accumulating shotguns and ammo. I felt powerful. I never killed anything outright with a gun or rifle , but I played at a deadly game.

After years and years of target practice , reloading shells , and playing with my rooty-tooty-point-and-shooties , I remembered that I ran a fishing blog. That's when it started.

Something changes in a man when you load a stack of frozen triggerfish onto a skeet shooter , launch them into the air , and hit them all before they land.

WTH?

The only thing I can think of is : "Keep only what you'll eat this summer!"

Happy Hump Day!

1 comment:

  1. Hi, Josh, thanks for the visit and comment over on my new blog. They are much appreciated. You are an ol' blogging friend from way back. Anyway, some dream there! I think you need to catch some fish or get some better sleep one or the other!

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